chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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cookingmamas:

people think that i am cruel but really i have the heart of a child. 4 or 5 of them actually i collect them.

(Source: frappuccinoqueen, via mintfag)

  • *looking at my legs*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my stomach*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my arms*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my face*: Oh my god why
  • *trying to exercise*: Oh my god why
  • *eating shitty food*: Oh my god why
  • *weighing myself*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my life*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my music taste*: cool man

Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy crap where have you been all my life”

(Source: wretchedentropy, via 123youredead)

nosdrinker:

we’re gonna be weird adults

(Source: nosdrinker, via 123youredead)